I popped down to the compost bin the other day, and a field full of sheep decided that I must be their leader or something and all came running at me baa-ing enthusiastically.
I’ve had this once before when in the actual field there and it was a bit scary, but from behind the barbedwire fence I was able to feel confident and leader-like and so pronounced the plans to take over the world to my flock (ah har…!)
ps…. I actually did pronounce such things as no-one seemed to be in earshot. I have a video taken of it, so will try to convert to upload here….